Thomas' uni has a radio station broadcasting out of the top of the building (that big ugly one), he finds this fascinating and is sure it's a secret communist radio.
Thomas wonders why he always joins IPR when everyone else has gone to bed? Jesus louisus. To punish you all Thomas would like to inform you of something. Time, to him, is irrelevant. It's a human construct that would not exist if humans did not exist. Thomas likes to think that if he were the...
Thomas has no left arm. Sorry to disappoint you all. He received a bitchy sms from Katie who tells him to tell you all that her computer is broken and can't IPR with us.
Thomas thanks you all for your kind words in his absence. Work was okay tonight as it went quickly (must have been because of Lynn's good vibes). Thomas has a deep and dark secret. He giggles furtively.
In other less self centered news, Thomas thinks Katie should find this guy that cut her so severely and then rub her head against his arm slowly, and eventually you'll wear away his skin and he'll bleed to death.
Thomas thinks Lynn should become the grim reaper.
Thomas thinks Evan should...
Thomas is also pmsing. He just came home from work at 12.40, and has to work again at 10.30am. So basically he is going to go to sleep now then go straight back to work, he feels like he lives there. He has to work nine f-ing hours too. He would like everyone to picture him right now standing in...