Screwed up my Emma/Clueless assessment... (1 Viewer)

[jhakka]

Had it today. Screwed it up.

That's all.

 

[Sarah168]

Should I ask how?....maybe not

 

[jhakka]

Umm... we only started the unit three weeks ago, so there was next to no time to prepare. Umm... I hardly prepared anyway, compared to my previous assessments.

Didn't put enough detail in, etc etc.

 

[Sarah168]

Well. Maybe we can turn this into a "What NOT to do thread..."

 

[jhakka]

If that helps.

But still...

They didn't even give us a question. It was a statement with a question mark at the end.


Meh, I don't care what happens to the thread. I just wanted to tell everyone how bad that assessment was.

 

[asha_ramirez]

Originally posted by jhakka


They didn't even give us a question. It was a statement with a question mark at the end.

What was the statement? If you remember (I don't know why I'm interested)

 

[jhakka]

Some crap about context and meaning and form. I had to keep reading and trying to make sense of the bloody thing because I forgot what I was supposed to be talking about.

 

[asha_ramirez]

Awww. I got the emma/clueless thing straight off, because of the pride and prejudice/bridget jones thing... I think that becoming familiar with the text helps... I did really well in my emma/clueless assessment... I've never read emma though.. go figure *cough*
I watched the movie... I'm such a cheap-ass haha

 

[jhakka]

Haha. Cheater.

 

[asha_ramirez]

Hehe yeah but it works, I mean all Jane Austen is the same, so who cares... ehh I hate her!

 

[jhakka]

But she was such an agreeable lady. So very obliging as to write a number of novels and make students want to commit suicide for hundreds of years after her death.

 

[asha_ramirez]

Lol, sounds sort of like Shakespeare? Haha... no I don't mind his work actually... Universal themes and such... a template for the human existance... or some twat-waffle. But Austen just wrote historical prose, so annoying!

 

[jhakka]

She wrote about the day Emma recieved a great frock from Mr Knightley. Never before had she been given such a lovely frock, though it could have been longer.

 

[asha_ramirez]

Ahh such a lovely frock...
Mr Knightly seems so much like Mr Darcy... Stereotypical characters... go Austen go!

 

[jhakka]

Maybe they're all the same story with the names changed.

 

[asha_ramirez]

:O maybe! I wouldn't put it past her... (if she were alive)

 

[jhakka]

She's cunning. Death wont stop her evil. Not until the last copy of all of her nasty work is burned... or eaten.

 

[asha_ramirez]

CURE WORLD HUNGER! EAT AUSTEN NOVELS! (A source of fibre?)