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ME: sir, do you have a floppy disk? Teacher: that's a rather personal question to ask. some of the boys in my class were playing with tennis balls. Teacher: boys stop playing with your balls. if you must play with them play with them at lunch.

If buttered toast always lands butter side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap buttered toast to the back of a cat? ~ unknown meddle ye not with the affairs of dragons. for ye be crunchy and good with ketchup ~unknown never argue with an idiot. they bring you...

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