Recent content by The Rooster

Any other straight guys ever thought about letting a girl put a dildo or maybe her finger up your butt? Apparently I heard from some of my mates that it can be fucking amazing and we have a g-spot there, but I'd just like to hear from some more of you crazy cats :D

What? What are u gunna do at schoolies?

No you're not mate, I'll make you my fucking bitch-hen if you even try anything like that.

I wouldn't mind seeing what it's like to get ur ass eaten out, kinda dirty I guess but in the moment I think it could be fun. Anyone got any kinky plans for schoolies 08? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey chickies, any of you ready to experience the roost?

it did happen and she had a great time ;) So what's your name sweetie? Which one are you in the photo?

mates, if you come and your woman doesn't swallow I'm tellin ya right now she just doesn't respect you. A woman is supposed to respect her man, if she won't swallow ur cum then next time just make sure you cum up her ass so she knows what a real mess feels like.

Yep.

no mate that seriously happened. We're not all pin dicks who can't get any.

I empty the dishwasher and feed the dogs for mum.

I met this chick off this website... she was like, 17 or something, anyway she was horny as fuck. I got her phone number to meet up and watch wall-e together then played the old rooster 1, 2 on her and she was moaning into my ear in no time. Got so excited the little ganga wet the cinema's chair.

Hey poofs, anyway I never call a chick cute because I believe in equal rights and no girl's ever called me cute so why should I say it to her? Fucking women, they're all about the equal rights when it suits them. We need bloody mens liberation, I tell you what.

ya mate i fuckn rave wots it to ya?

Re: Weirdest place you have masturbated? in my room while posting on the internet.