Ok, I think I'm blind... I'm a current year-12-er and I've been looking around to see if sydney uni has anything resembling a creative writing course. And I can't find anything! But surely Sydney has courses in mostly everything, doesn't it...?
When my bio teacher found out I wanted to to make a career out of marine biology he told me that my marks were "below sea level".
The sad thing is, this is actually true. -_-
And when we were watching a video of someone having laser eye surgery: "That must have been an EYE-OPENING...