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    how to avoid falling asleep during lectures?

    Penis.
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    G-Spot found by Scientists

    Your profile says Gender: Male ...
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    Muslims declare jihad on uni timetables

    I worship my computer. Following that logic, my computer is a religion. My religion demands that i spend all my time worshipping it. Try fit a timetable to that!
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    Does God exist?

    No.
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    how to avoid falling asleep during lectures?

    Play the penis game. Did this with a friend of mine and had a good laugh. Basically those involved have to say "Penis" louder than the last person say it. Last one wins but you are red in the face with 200+ eyes staring at you while your mates laugh at you histerically. (I may be an '07 but we...
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    Meeting the Professors During Orientation, what do we say?

    Do what Borat would do: 1. Hug, then kiss them on the cheeks 2. "HI MY NAMEA BORAT, NICE TO MEET YOU. YES VERY NICE" 3. Do his two thumbs up
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