Recent content by Jason Bourne

Werd. Oh, and fuck you Kimmel.

Can't believe the number of people who don't appreciate Greengrass's shakey camera style.

Took you 10 minutes to come up with that? But thanks for those hypocritical comments, created by someone who before couldn't squeeze out anything except for 'Can I do you?' & 'You're fucking hot!'. Like I said, go back to masturbating to her pics. Hahahahahahaha.

You're completely missing the point, dolt. I should note that this point is emphasised further too due to the fact that digging out my profile and the 'Ex-CIA Agent' memo couldn't lead you to deduce this is a troll account. Well done, now go back to masturbating to pics of random internet...

Asserting the attribute of creativity to yourself hardly makes you a 'pretentious namedropping wanker', especially since it was encouraged via questioning. Mate, are you some sort of obsessive-compulsive modesty idealist? I guess your perfect outcome of this thread would be everyone posting...

Mesmerised by the supposed hawtness of an internet forumite; you truly represent the concept of 'not enough blood for dick and brains at the same time'. Fucking loser to the max.

Just admit it, you two would make a great couple.

Settle down kids.

fOxYcLeOpTrA89 vs. Carnivour; round 1 ding ding.

I don't know which part of 'not all girls are dirty sluts like yourself' you didn't understand. And thanks for that farce of a statistic, slutty slut slut.

Ah crap, but I think I used up my last remaining passport sized photo for last year's student card. Bugger fuckidy. :burn:

Re: attn ujuphleg Orsum.

I haven't got mine either and I also paid on the last day (credit card). I did get an email telling me how to get my Access card; I'm assuming that ISN'T the confirmation of enrolment letter, since it only makes an emphasis on IF [you've paid, then [process to get card]]. I also got a letter...

If you're just planning to stay home for internet usage, ADSL can be very appropriate. If you're living at home such that your parents pay for line rental etc. and you only have to fork out for the modem and monthly bills, then DSL can work out well. As for iBurst, the desktop modems...

Oh dear lord.