Recent content by Darryl Kerrigan

i feel for you just kidding, suck shit.

shit thread. why dont you suck your own dick? apparently it cures boredom.

haha. If you've known him for long enough, you'd have caught on by now that guys are retarded. Srsly just spell it out to him and put loverboy out of his misery.

lame. you need to gtfo more.

Lifetime Award For Worst Aussie Actress goes to: Nicole "in-denial-over-my-nosejob-and-botox" Kidman shits us to tears when the media referring to this has-been skank as "our nicole". the first words that comes to mind when referring to this overrated hack are: cold. ill-tempered...

ebay the fucker.

god... why cant they hurry up and release Little Big Planet? that things gonna be the bomb.

fuck i hope you're joking. that shit tastes like plastic. get bega for a start... 100x better. theres some serious good cheese out there esp in europe (stiltion, chesire, roquefort) . But in terms of all-round quality tasmanian camembert has gotta be up there. hell it even won world's...

36DDs.

110mph down interstate 93 from Boston, Massachusetts. fucking hilarious overtaking them inbred hicks with their shitbox gmc pick-ups and suvs. :p

rofl. don't worry. they'll find a spot for you on series 2 of "Last Chance Learners" i promise.

yep...nows the perfect time to go to Indo know isn't it? Maybe we can synchronise departure and arrival right down to the second them bali bombers get their heinys blown to another dimension. Checking the cross rates: $1 AU = 7000 rupiahs = 2 westerners. thank fuck you're not a travel agent.

Hire a taxi and make sure its a curry driver. Get in and give him sloppy head. You'll be there 10 mins flat.

Word has it a spot's opened up at Redfern station for a cleaner. Apparently abo turds are biodegradable...would be bludgy as.

No, but rihanna could do with a shitload.